IN PRISON | AT WORK |
you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell. | you spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle. |
you get three meals a day. | you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it. |
you get time off for good behavior. | you get rewarded for good behavior with more work. |
a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. | you must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself. |
you can watch TV and play games. | you get fired for watching TV and playing games. |
you get your own toilet. | you have to share. |
they allow your family and friends to visit. | you cannot even speak to your family and friends. |
all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required | you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners. |
you spend most of your life looking through bars from the inside wanting to get out. | you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars. |
there are wardens who are often sadistic. | they are called managers. |
Prison v/s Work
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